Swiss present

I was talking to Topi about the Swiss knife the other day. Was just saying i like the swiss blade. All the things in it. Etc etc, the next day he was in Dollar shop in Mulund found a swiss knife. Now i will join the swiss army. I have the weapon.
Seinfield on swiss blade," the Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here. "